Sorry I have been away so long, simply caught up in the holi-daze. :)
Let's hum a few of these together, shall we?
See you soon. Miss you.
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED
*1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
*2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
*3. Dementia --- I'll be Home for Christmas, if I can find it.
*4. Narcissism --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and ...
*6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
*7. Borderline Personality Disorder ---Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
*8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
*9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away ?
*10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
w of these together shall we?
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The Lady with the Lantern
When the fire gets low and the voices quiet, she always comes up. The lady with the lantern. Now the stories often vary: She lost her bab...
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When the fire gets low and the voices quiet, she always comes up. The lady with the lantern. Now the stories often vary: She lost her bab...
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She had been warned, begged, scolded to not hike alone. She listened patiently, always smiled and thanked them for their concern. They di...
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Well... this is just a minute or two to brag and share. I send, submit, compete like any writer. I want to share a victory; after all my ot...
love them all... I can really see a visual for #1. I may just do that.
ReplyDeleteWell although they aren't mine I love em. My friend added one for the books as well:
ReplyDeleteGrouchiness: Have a Holly Jolly Christmas; Dammit.
I love my friends and family...they just get me. Gooood times.