Ahhh Good Times

Let's get down to the nitty gritty, all right?

Winston.  It's ALLLL about Winston today.  We had some friends up to Promises not long ago.  It was quite the shebang if I do say so myself.  Nothing fahhhnsay, just fabulous.  Winston simply wanted to get involved.

We were all having a little sippy of some wonderful electrik lemonade and some Anyas (pear vodka with seltzer and cranberry...nice and refreshing) while relaxing on the porch and enjoying the summer sun.  My friend put her drink down. On the porch.  Well GUESS who decided to help himself to a little zippy adult goodness? Yep. The Wee man.  Nobody was paying attention to him and so like a greedy child, he just kept going...and going...and GOING....until my friend heard a distinct slurping/snorting/belching noise coming from the vicinity of her glass.

"WINSTON!"


He blinked definantly and sauntered off, proud of what he'd gotten away with.  Nobody thought anything of it until my friend actually looked at her drink.


"uuuuummmm Tess?"


"Yeah, Love?"

"Yeah, uhhh Winston just drank my drink."


"Well, lemme get you a fresh one. I'm sorry."


"Nooooo....Tess?"


"You don't WANT another drink?" I displayed my "shock face" which is a mixture of getting a whiff of bad milk and being pinched in the bum.

"Noooo I want you to look at Winston."

And so I did.  We all did. Sure enough my chubbly lil pork sausage of a dog was seen to be...intoxicated. Smashed would be a more descript term.  We couldn't believe it.  Of course, we saw it as the best moment to get the camera out and record "Great Family Moments" and like any good mother, I have posted them so we can? Yes, my Dears....Giggle and Point. It's what I do best. :)

Now in all interest for what is good and right, he is just fine.  He suffered from a hangover and I believe a puppy case of the "spins" since he was wobbly for a bit.  He must have had a headache because he looked like it hurt to blink.  In one of his faces I believe he is asking...

"Mommy? Does it ALWAYS go like this when you drink?"

And just as I will tell my lovely daughter at that precise moment:

"No Darling. Usually it's worse.  Consider yourself lucky."

Ahhhh yes. Goooood times.

Sorry It's so short today. I'm away at Promises again.   I'm just trying to get things back together.  I will get there. We all will. I have some great things on the agenda, so let's not stay apart too long, deal?

Have a great day. Thank you for visiting.  I look forward to many more.